As
a senior citizen RVer was driving down the freeway, cell
phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's an idiot going the wrong way on
Interstate 77. Please be careful!"
"OH," exclaimed Herman, "It's not just one, it's hundreds of
them!"
A
blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits
down to
drink. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize
label. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor
home, I WON a motor
home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize
given away was a Mini
Van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home,
I WON a
motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You
couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as
a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home,
I WON a
motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A
BAGEL."
A
couple of elderly RVers
who'd
recently celebrated their
50th
wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their Airstream
motorhome when the wife said,
"Dear, do you remember how you
used to
sit close to me?" He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?"
He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me
and nibble on my ear?" With that, her husband got up and started to
walk toward the rear of the motorhome.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "Well," answered the husband, "I have
to get my teeth."
A loaded mini van
pulled into the only remaining campsite. Four
children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear
and setting up the ten. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the
girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper
marveled to the youngsters’ father,
“that,
sir is some display of teamwork.”
The father replied, “I have a system: no one goes to the
bathroom
until the camp
is set up.”
